[FNTC] THE FANATICS

WE ARE THE GROUP OF PEOPLE WHO...DIFFER FROM THE NORM. YOU MAY KNOW THE TERM..."STRATEGY". IT HAS NO PLACE HERE. YOU MAY KNOW ARTILLERY TO "HOLD BACK" AND STAY NEAR THE START. OUR ARTILLERY SCOUTS THE ENEMY FOR ITS BRETHREN. YOU MAY BELIEVE THAT HEAVIES HAVE NO PLACE AMONGST OUR SCOUTS. OUR SCOUTS ADVANCE, YES, BUT ONLY BEHIND THE ARMOR OF OUR HEAVIES. IT MAY BE COMMON SENSE FOR TANK DESTROYERS TO "SNIPE", BUT THE BELIEF OF THE SANE IS UNHEARD BY US. TD'S SHALL TAKE THE PLACE OF OUR HEAVIES, AND THE ENEMY WILL BE "SHELL"-SHOCKED. THE WORLD EXPECTS ONE TO BE "GUD" AT THIS GAME. WE ARE NO SUCH THING, BUT DAMN, YOU WILL BE IMPRESSED BY US. YOU MAY THINK WE ARE CRAZY...THIS IS TRUE. BUT YOU WILL BE AMAZED AT THE STUFF WE CAN SOMETIMES PULL OFF. WE ARE THE ONES YOU CURSE FOR BEING STUPID, BUT IF THE RAID AT AREA 51 HAS TOLD US ANYTHING, IT IS THAT STUPIDITY CAN GO FARTHER THAN FIRST BELIEVED. ESPECIALLY IF YOU CAN MAKE A TANK NARUTO-RUN. ALSO PANCAKES. AND BACON. THAT WILL BE ALL.